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Happy 65th birthday Ozzy Osbourne!
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"As the children and their guardians go to town on the wallpaper, [Willy] Wonka declares: ‘Lick an orange. It tastes like an orange. The strawberries taste like strawberries! The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!’ We laugh, because ‘snozzberries’ is obviously a fanciful, fictional word, and nobody knows what they really were. Except that Roald Dahl, the book’s author, knew exactly what snozzberries were: They’re dicks. Snozzberries are dicks. Willy Wonka made those kids lick dick-flavored wallpaper." #CrackedClassic
The Filthiest Joke Ever Hidden in a Children’s Movie
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